Tighter Than Quotes

Tighter Than Quotes

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“I talked with the admiral’s staff. Military personnel are the worst, no disrespect intended. They clam up tighter than a bullfrog’s ass.”

– Feather Stone

 

“Tighter than Fort Knox, baby.”

– Belle Aurora

 

“The bond of sisterly love is much tighter than the bond which binds men.”

– Dixie Waters

 

“Ignorance binds people tighter than culture.”

– Raheel Farooq

 

“Nervous? He’s tighter than Pat Buchanan’s sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island.”

– Dennis Miller

 

“The whole weekend turned out to be one giant round of excruciating foreplay, and if he doesn’t stop stalling and give me some relief pretty damn pronto, there’s going to be a girl-parts rebellion the likes of which he’s never seen. I’m wound tighter than Jane Fonda’s latest facelift, goddammit.”

– Leisa Rayven

 

“I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual.”

– Kyle Adams

 

“Every hour of every day spent with him, the slow slope of falling for this boy in more than just a carnal fashion has been like slowly pulling the strings on some great tapestry. Every day the weave becomes tighter, the picture clearer, everything more complete.”

– A.L. Davroe

 

“Don’t worry, though, I’m sure you’re still both tighter than the knots on a tree.”

– Nick Pageant

 

“The place was locked up tighter than my fist around a piece of bacon.”

– Donna Augustine

 

“I’ve got more talent than everyone on their payroll put together,” I said. Jacob squeezed me tighter. His eyes never moved from mine. “I’m so far beyond level five it’s not even funny.”

– Jordan Castillo Price

 

“The grip of vice is tighter than a prison lock.”

– Matshona Dhliwayo

 

“Because that’s what the Brotherhood and their families were. Close as siblings, tighter than blood because they were chosen.”

– J.R. Ward

 

“I think beauty is rarely worth the trouble.” Shahrzad gripped Irsa’s hand tighter in sisterly solidarity. “But I am worth a great deal more than what you see.”

– Renee Ahdieh

 

“An audible gasp went up from a nearby clutch of women whose fashion sense bound their thinking tighter than a whalebone corset.”

– Bob Larranaga

 

“Are thing really gettin’ better like the newspaper said/What else is new my friend, besides what I read/Can’t find no work, can’t find no job my friend/Money is tighter than it’s ever been/Say man, I just don’t understand/What’s going on across this land”

– Marvin Gaye

 

“Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band.”

– Don Henley

 

“Marty and I are playing with the same intensity. That’s the beautiful thing, man, we’re actually better now than ever, probably more intense now than ever, tighter now than ever.”

– Alan Vega

 

“I think that with piracy and tighter funds being around, people are realising that the game to play is to try and win people’s respect with bold film making and then win a special place in people’s collections, rather than just having the biggest opening weekends.”

– Riz Ahmed

 

“No one could tie you tighter than you could tie yourself and it was the ropes you couldn’t see that bound you tightest.”

– Jon Courtenay Grimwood

 

“There existed something in this world that bound a mage tighter than a blood oath: love. Love was the ultimate chain, the ultimate whip, and the ultimate slave driver.”

– Sherry Thomas

 

“Because we are. Heather Jax. Me.” I linked my hands and showed her my entwined fingers. “Like this. Tighter than your vagina ever was.”

– Tijan

 

“Really? Then why is it my memories from that time are locked up tighter than a virgin in an iron maiden chastity belt that’s been welded shut? I had always had a way with words.”

– Eve Langlais

 

“It had seemed like a good idea aTighter Than Quotest the time, a sure-fire way to impress this girl, who was as cute as hell but wound tighter than one of his father’s antique clocks.”

– Ros Baxter

 

“You love me, but you don’t want me,” he said with such sadness, I burst into tears. While crying, I had the biggest orgasm of my life as Luke held me tighter than ever and rocked into me and climaxed with me. He wiped at my tears. I didn’t mean to make you cry, he said.”

– L.D. Davis

 

“And right away as soon as I started doing Pilates, about 2 to 3 weeks into it I could tell that my clothes were already fitting differently. And I felt stronger than ever. My core felt tighter than ever.”

– Daisy Fuentes

 

“Gasoline inventories are tighter than they were a few weeks ago. It’s all about perception, because inventories are well above where they have been in previous years.”

– Kyle Cooper

 

“The Michigan Republican primary apparently is tighter than Willie Nelson’s headband.”

– Dan Rather

 

“Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it’s tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker.”

– Nicki Minaj

 

“No machine can wind a better sounding or tighter wind than a well trained person,”

– Leo Fender

 

“Children almost always hang onto things tighter than their parents think they will.”

– E.B. White

 

“I wasn’t sold on 3-D until it was in my own home. The images jump out at you, even more so than in the theater, because you’re in tighter quarters and you’re closer to the TV, so it feels like the depth is very dramatic.”

– Katie Leclerc

 

“I wonder, among all the tangles of this mortal coil, which one contains tighter knots to undo, and consequently suggests more tugging, and pain, and diversified elements of misery, than the marriage tie.”

– Edith Wharton

 

“Tighter than a straight man’s butt cheeks in prison”

– Kim Harrison

 

“Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.”

– Jay Leno

 

“Sometimes if you’re lucky, someone comes into your life who’ll take up a place in your heart that no one else can fill, someone who’s tighter than a twin, more with you than your own shadow, who gets deeper under your skin than your own blood and bones.”

-SNOOP DOG – Snoop Dogg

 

“I had to pass a few more tests, and that house is shored up tighter than a straight boy’s ass at a gay bar.”

– Keri Arthur

 

“It seemed the whole world knew this person named Diana, and if the world knew her, the connection between the peoples of the earth was tighter than I had imagined. I wondered if the people of England would mourn if Mike and Grace died. At that time, confused as I was, I imagined that they would.”

– Dave Eggers

 

“It was a little blue cotton-knit dress with tiny daisies all over it, and it was tighter than Gran liked and shorter than Jason deemed proper in his sister.”

– Charlaine Harris

 

“Love in modern times has been the tailor’s best friend. Every suitor of the nineteenth century spends more than his spare cash on personal adornment. A faultless fit, a glistening hat, tight gloves, and tighter boots proclaim the imminent peril of his position.”

– George Augustus Henry Sala

 

“Some writers keep a tighter rein on that than others. For short story collections, I’m definitely in the loose-rein camp.”

– Roy Kesey

 

“Kawasumi-kun is holding tighter than I am.”

– Suu Morishita

 

“The noose around a man’s neck is tighter than that of his fists”

– Aaron Ozee

 

“She seemed to enjoy the control and picked out some stretch blue jeans that hugged his ass tighter than a pair of kissing Proulahs. On his world, once mated, the blue crustaceans shared a shell for the rest of their life in an eternal kiss.”

– Missy Lyons

 

“I got an alibi, just in case you think I did it. Tighter than a crab’s ass, and that is air tight.”

– James Ellroy

 

“Nothing makes my buttocks clench tighter and my teeth itch more than ‘Full Time Mummy’. Full time mummy is not a job title. It is a biological status.”

– Katie Hopkins

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